have you ever laughed so hard that the waterwork begins and you find yourself crying ?

i have

HAPPY FREAKING 21ST BIRTHDAY kamu !!

oH yEssSZ i rEALly hAtE pPL wHO wriTE LiKE dizz. ( having trouble imitating them )

please lah, sakit mata macam babi tau tak ? and what’s with it anyways ? do you think that makes you cuter or something? didn’t your teachers teach you bila nak guna huruf besar bila nak guna huruf kecik? don’t your fingers get tired of having to press the SHIFT button every now and then ? and the singkatan lagi? i’d get it if it’s in sms, please becomes pls but not in emails or what. plizzzz, eew haha not that you are gonna have to pay extra 15cents kalau message you panjang like hell pun kan

what becomes WUT

( thinking hard to come up with examples oh yes i remember this one blog who would provide trazillion examples but i wont share it with you though . mati i kena tembak nanti ok )

don’t becomes DUN ( like hell la kan DUN ? Dewan Undangan Negeri ? )

whatever becomes wuteva

what the hell. blog aku, suka hati aku, kamu kata.

ya, dan ini blog aku, suka hati aku !

a friend, ehem let’s not name her here cause the boyfriend will definitely read this , she said to me, when she was getting ready to go to her boyfriend by bus, holding her super duper hodoh dan besar teddy bear ( did i tell you that i hate dislike teddy bears ? )

she says ” aku salu bawak teddy bear kalau nak naik bas jauh2 . kau tak bawak ? “

” tak. aku tak suka teddy bear . kau beli tiket dua ke? “

” dua? nape? tak ah. 1 je “

” da teddy kau besar sangat kan , amik space . orang sebelah marah ke apa plak nanti aku ingat kau beli dua seat “

dia senyum sipu- sipu. ” aku suka teddy bear. aku rasa aku cute kalau aku hug teddy bear “

my jaw dropped , did she seriously say SHE THINKS SHE IS CUTE WHEN SHE IS HUGGING A TEDDY BEAR ? manusia macam ni pun ada ke ?

and being cool ( cool my ass ) i said ” aku tak payah hug teddy bear ke apa. i was born cute “

and i was sure think she didn’t understand me, because she just smiled and i smiled , too, in vain.

aku kejam, aku tahu.

~ by i am jane on May 17, 2008.